Step 01
Get the unfiltered verdict
Upload a clear room photo. The AI spots the visual chaos, questionable trends, and furniture that looks like it met five minutes ago—then delivers a roast made to share.
AI decor reality check
Your room called. It wants help.
Upload a photo for a brutally funny AI roast, then get three affordable fixes that can rescue the vibe.
Free roast. No design degree—or matching furniture—required.
Roast preview
“The string lights are doing unpaid emotional labor.”
What to expect from every roast
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Funny, not cruel
We roast the decor choices—not the person who made them.
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Useful after the punchline
Every verdict comes with three clear, budget-aware fixes.
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From tragic to intentional
One photo. A roast. A recovery plan.
Room Roast turns decorating paralysis into a fast, funny next step—without pretending everyone has an interior designer budget.
Fix the actual problem
Get three specific changes—from lighting and layout to color and storage—with affordable shopping options when useful.
Preview the glow-up
Upgrade for a full AI redesign mockup before moving a single suspiciously placed floor lamp.
Pricing
The insult is free. The makeover is optional.
Start with the part worth posting. Pay once when you want to see a fully redesigned version of your room.
Free Roast
$0
Perfect for the group chat.
- One AI room roast
- Three affordable fixes
- Share-ready result
Glow-up Mode
$9 one time
For when the roast confirms what you already suspected and you want a visual plan—not another subscription.
- Everything in Free
- AI redesign mockup
- Style direction
- Room-specific shopping ideas
Before you upload
Questions your room is too embarrassed to ask
Your beige era ends here
Let the room defend itself.
Upload the evidence. Get the roast. Leave with a room you might finally post on purpose.
Roast my room free